Does she perhaps put out a slight butch, tomboy persona? Yeah, but if she didn’t have a little grit to her, she wouldn’t drive a car that requires the effort that goes into taking the top down and busting the doors off on a hot day. But she grew up on the beach around a bunch of girls that are all equally as hot as her while teasing every guy in your friend group who think they have a chance with her (when she knows they don’t). Land Cruiser because the guys invite her to go camping and mudding due to the fact that her car can handle it. She thinks she’s rich but isn’t, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. But, she unfortunately still has her letters or monogram on the back of her car despite the fact that she’s been out of college for the better part of five years. Through college, she wore bows in her hair. The former doe-eyed high school sweetheart of the quarterback, she’s the All-American girl who’d be perfect to take home to mom, only if she wasn’t turned off by your borderline drinking problem on Fridays and Saturdays. The only reason she dresses like she’s out of a Barbour catalogue is because she spent her summers and all vacations in Aspen where she naturally acquired a Colorado vibe. Her Hunter Boots scream “outdoorsy” and she inherited a shotgun from her grandparents, but she truly has zero use for either. After all, she’s trying to put out a low maintenance vibe despite the fact that she requires all the attention in the world. Old money who went to a private university like SMU, and only carries around a Longchamp Bag despite the fact that she can afford more. You’ve met this girl and have repped to your friends that she’s “super cool” because of the vibe she puts out. As the resident trustafarian, she doesn’t work so she’s exclusively shuttling herself to Whole Foods, somewhere on her ClassPass, or the library to put out the vibe that she reads. You’ll have a hard time fending off her Patagonia Trout Hat-Wearing boyfriend, but you’ll pretty much only see her between yoga classes with her mat in tow. There are several types of Hot Girl Cars, but these are the hottest. And while that’s not saying that you can’t be a hot girl if you don’t drive said car, it is saying that you should probably ditch the Lincoln Continental if you want to be a power player in the Hot Girl Game of Life. You either drive a hot girl car, or you don’t. Because all I’m saying here is that you’re not driving down the street peering into Chevy Cavaliers wondering what fox is behind the wheel. And don’t lecture me about being materialistic. Invokes Executive Order.Step down from your high horse.
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